June 2009
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MO'NIQUE
“If ya sittin’ next to a skinny bitch take yo fist and hit that bitch on the top of her mothafuckin’ ear.”
Mo’Nique urges her Big Bitch Brethren to Handle They Shit and that’s exactly what Mo has been doin’ since day one. Fierce, Fabulous, Fat, ‘n Funny; Mo’Nique’s strength & self-confidence is an inspiration 2 Wombmoonz across the...
May 2009
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NANCY GRACE
“Did your kidnappers tell you they would hurt you or your family if you tried to get away?”
Nancy Grace is Goddess’ Gift 2 Television. She is Totally Self-Absorbed and Callous and is always armed with Intermittent Rage to unleash at anyone who disagrees with her or says something that could only be construed as offensive by Nancy herself. Her swagger is equal parts Aquanet and...
April 2009
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IMELDA MARCOS
“I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will use ‘Imeldific’ to mean ostentatious extravagance.”
Imelda Marcos (named “The Greediest Person in the World” by Newsweek) is infamous for being the wife of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos, who was a Royal Piece Of Shit Who Possessed Not Even The Tiniest Iota Of...
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ROSEANNE BARR
“I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That’s what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.”
What I love about Roseanne is her willingness 2 be Insufferably Irritating to anyone who dislikes her. Not only that, but Roseanne was the greatest sitcom 2 ever grace television and anyone who...
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LA' CHAT
“You know what’chya problem is? You wanna be me. You know, I mean like, have some of the things I got - like my money, or maybe the clothes on my back. I think you like this car I’m drivin’, huh? I see the way you be look when I’m ‘round. You know, I know you wish you had one of these trick daddy ballers like I got, like the one I had on the [???] the other...
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ANN COULTER
“I don’t know if Bill Clinton is gay. But Al Gore? Total fag.”
U may be asking yourself, “Why is such a hateful, homophobic, racist, classist, misogynistic, self-righteous horseface featured in this blog?” It’s simple. Ann Counter is for real the Joan Rivers of politics and she makes no apology for it. Besides, it’s not like I take anything she says...
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TALLULAH BANKHEAD
“The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
Tallulah Bankhead was a Hollywood and Broadway actress from the 1920s until the 1950s. She was raised in some Rich Ass Political Family and was essentially a posterchild for Overprivileged White Gurls everywhere as her crippling cocaine addiction demonstrated....