“The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

Tallulah Bankhead was a Hollywood and Broadway actress from the 1920s until the 1950s. She was raised in some Rich Ass Political Family and was essentially a posterchild for Overprivileged White Gurls everywhere as her crippling cocaine addiction demonstrated. Additionally, Bankhead luv’d 2 fuck and made her Extreme Lust no secret. She was also noted for her Non-Ironic and Constant use of the word “Dahling”.

Bankhead’s last coherent words were, ”Codeine…bourbon…”, therefore making her one of the most awesome bitches of all time.